Failure is not when ur girlfriend leaves you...
It's only when u leave her a virgin.
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The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm when Mating. Only 10% enters the female.
And you always wondered why the sea tasted Salty?!
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Why is sex similar to shaving? ....because no matter
how well u do it today,tomorrow u have to do it again.
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Wives are funny creatures. They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does.
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Wife: My hubby & I have, what he calls-olympic sex .
Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life?
wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 Years.
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This week is Breast Awareness Week. Spread the slogan:
“We stare because
We care!”
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The saddest
part of a Man's body is his Balls.
....the Lord Almighty
sentenced them to : Hang Till Death !
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A loud scream
comes from the bedroom and the husband runsin. He sees a
guy leaping out
of the window.
Wife yells:
That guy just screwed me twice!
Husband: Twice?
Why didn't you call me in after he screwed you
once?
Wife: Because
I thought it was you, until he started the second
time.
wife
