fun moments

sardaar ji

and 2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile, 1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain. 2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to? 1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha

Sardar and Police
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

Doctor And Sardar .
Sardar 2 doctor: Mujhe 1 problem hai
Dr: Kya?
Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta
Dr: aisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt

Sardar and Home
Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun
Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun

Sardar and prayer
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."
After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le"
The real
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,
kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun?
Sardar bola, Oye baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega

Sardar and Hitler
Hitler says, "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"

Sardar and Computer

Sardar: Yaar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k liye.
Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai.

Two Sardars
1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda so hi jaye

1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?

Sardar and Practical Exam
In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You are failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

bad kokes

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Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...

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Did you hear about the blind man who was walking down the street and as he passed the fish market he tipped his hat and said, "Good evening ladies.

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A female Press Reporter slaps Santa. Banta standing near asks Santa: Y did she slapped u?
Santa: On her T-shirt was written 'Press', so I just pressed…

on the matter of SeX

Failure is not when ur girlfriend leaves you...
It's only when u leave her a virgin.
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The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm when Mating. Only 10% enters the female.
And you always wondered why the sea tasted Salty?!
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Why is sex similar to shaving? ....because no matter
how well u do it today,tomorrow u have to do it again.
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Wives are funny creatures. They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does.
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Wife: My hubby & I have, what he calls-olympic sex .
Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life?
wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 Years.
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This week is Breast Awareness Week. Spread the slogan:
“We stare because
We care!”
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The saddest
part of a Man's body is his Balls.

....the Lord Almighty
sentenced them to : Hang Till Death !
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A loud scream
comes from the bedroom and the husband runsin. He sees a
guy leaping out
of the window.

Wife yells:
That guy just screwed me twice!

Husband: Twice?
Why didn't you call me in after he screwed you
once?
Wife: Because
I thought it was you, until he started the second
time.
wife

first joke

The first testicular guard was used in cricket in 1874 and
the first helmet was used in 1974.

?????????????? It took 100 years for men to realize that
the brain is also important ..