bad kokes

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Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...

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Did you hear about the blind man who was walking down the street and as he passed the fish market he tipped his hat and said, "Good evening ladies.

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A female Press Reporter slaps Santa. Banta standing near asks Santa: Y did she slapped u?
Santa: On her T-shirt was written 'Press', so I just pressed…