Looking for a reason to smile...?

Sunday, April 19, 2009

on the matter of SeX


Failure is not when ur girlfriend leaves you...
It's only when u leave her a virgin.
*****************************************************************************************************************************

The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm when Mating. Only 10% enters the female.
And you always wondered why the sea tasted Salty?!
*****************************************************************************************************************************

Why is sex similar to shaving? ....because no matter
how well u do it today,tomorrow u have to do it again.
*****************************************************************************************************************************

Wives are funny creatures. They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does.
*****************************************************************************************************************************

Wife: My hubby & I have, what he calls-olympic sex .
Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life?
wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 Years.
*****************************************************************************************************************************

This week is Breast Awareness Week. Spread the slogan:
“We stare because
We care!”
*****************************************************************************************************************************

The saddest
part of a Man's body is his Balls.

....the Lord Almighty
sentenced them to : Hang Till Death !
*****************************************************************************************************************************


A loud scream
comes from the bedroom and the husband runsin. He sees a
guy leaping out
of the window.

Wife yells:
That guy just screwed me twice!

Husband: Twice?
Why didn't you call me in after he screwed you
once?
Wife: Because
I thought it was you, until he started the second
time.
wife

Sunday, April 5, 2009

first joke

The first testicular guard was used in cricket in 1874 and
the first helmet was used in 1974.

?????????????? It took 100 years for men to realize that
the brain is also important ..

Followers

About Me

My photo
your body is the instrument where yon can creat your own music of peace.